{"id":"real-ultimate-power","name":"Real Ultimate Power","summary":"Real Ultimate Power is a 2002 satirical website under the pseudonym Robert Hamburger that posed as a teenage boy's obsessive ninja fan page, pioneering absurdist humor and the copypasta template.","tags":[],"howToUse":["Open with \"Hi, this site is all about [subject], REAL [SUBJECT]\" and introduce yourself with a fake name","List three \"facts\" about the subject, with fact #2 being something they do \"ALL the time\" and fact #3 involving flipping out","List \"Weapons and Gear\" (two or three items)","Write a testimonial about how the subject \"can kill anyone they want\" and does crazy things \"ALL the time\"","Include the \"eating at a diner\" story where someone drops a spoon and the subject destroys the whole town","Add \"My friend [Name] said he saw a [subject] totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window\"","Declare \"And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!\"","Threaten non-believers","Express overwhelming love including \"my pee pee\"","Add a Q&A section where the subject is described as \"the ultimate paradox\"","Close with a photo of \"my best friend [Name] showing off\""],"imageCount":2,"nsfw":false,"images":[{"url":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/real-ultimate-power/real-ultimate-power-header-thumbnail.webp","caption":"Condensed thumbnail of the Real Ultimate Power website header.","width":100,"height":100,"nsfw":false},{"url":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/real-ultimate-power/real-ultimate-power-ninja-webpage.webp","caption":"The iconic Real Ultimate Power website header with ninja group photo.","width":680,"height":334,"nsfw":false}],"historyUrl":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/real-ultimate-power/history.md","related":["all-your-base-are-belong-to-us","dancing-hamster","end-of-the-world","mr-t-ate-my-balls","habbo","roflcopter","i-kiss-you","leekspin","14fcali","911-tourist-guy","hopkin-green-frog","internet-coke-machine"],"popularityRank":2714,"license":"Meme images and history: templates, screenshots, photos and fan edits, many of copyrighted material or real people. Explicit and offensive memes and images are included and flagged nsfw. Check you have the right to use an image before publishing."}