{"id":"my-child-will-x","name":"My Child Will X","summary":"My Child Will X is a two-panel exploitable image macro that flips the expected moral roles of Satan and Jesus, with Satan giving a reasonable instruction and Jesus telling his follower to do something shocking or illegal. The template started on Nigerian Facebook pages in 2017 and hit peak virality in January 2022 when Twitter users started embedding QR codes for pirated software into the Jesus panel.","tags":["my child will x","my child will x meme","jesus satan meme","qrposting","ayanfe facebook meme","exploitable image macro","my child will type amen"],"howToUse":[],"imageCount":6,"nsfw":false,"images":[{"url":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/my-child-will-x/my-child-will-x-n-word-shitpost-edit.webp","caption":"An ironic 4chan-style edit of the template that flips the format's earnest tone with a shock-value phrase.","width":680,"height":674,"nsfw":true},{"url":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/my-child-will-x/my-child-will-x-potty-training-parody.webp","caption":"A deliberately misspelled parody swapping the religious message for a potty-training joke, reversing which figure gets the flattering outcome.","width":441,"height":456,"nsfw":false},{"url":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/my-child-will-x/my-child-will-x-benis-shitpost-edit.webp","caption":"A shitpost variant featuring the 4chan meme phrase 'BENIS :DDD' in place of the earnest 'Amen' message.","width":639,"height":640,"nsfw":false},{"url":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/my-child-will-x/my-child-will-x-credit-card-phishing-parody.webp","caption":"A joke variant riffing on phishing scams, inverting the meme's premise so that Jesus's naive optimism becomes a warning about oversharing.","width":680,"height":657,"nsfw":false},{"url":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/my-child-will-x/my-child-will-x-license-registration-gun-swap.webp","caption":"A role-reversed parody assigning the Devil the responsible child and pairing Jesus with a firearm as a subversive gag on American gun culture.","width":680,"height":600,"nsfw":false},{"url":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/my-child-will-x/my-child-will-x-hunting-claymore-swap.webp","caption":"A dark-humor swap where the Devil endorses lawful hunting while Jesus is paired with a military claymore, satirizing US gun-law debates.","width":680,"height":663,"nsfw":false}],"historyUrl":"https://fcdtoybbbn2ccxbp.public.blob.vercel-storage.com/images/my-child-will-x/history.md","related":["change-my-mind","wait-thats-illegal","two-buttons","evil-kermit","confused-travolta","disaster-girl","trade-offer","cooking-show-drama","always-has-been","demotivational-posters","scooby-doo-unmasking","whats-your-type"],"popularityRank":2249,"license":"Meme images and history: templates, screenshots, photos and fan edits, many of copyrighted material or real people. Explicit and offensive memes and images are included and flagged nsfw. Check you have the right to use an image before publishing."}